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The Boss is STILL Away… And We’re Doing It Again
Aug
Remember that massive Boss is Away Sale we pulled off when Sean Martin ditched us for Chile? Well… Sean’s left again in his RV, and apparently, we didn’t learn our lesson.
So here we are, back at it—round two of the cheapest Donek Snowboards you’ll ever see. This time, it’s a final pitch before Sean comes home and realizes we’ve been basically giving away his pride and joy.
? August 15–19
That’s five glorious days to grab a Donek Snowboard at prices so low they’d make Sean’s head spin faster than a spin on a slalom course.
Why Are We Doing This?
Because we’re reckless. And because you still need to get your quiver ready before the snow flies. Plus, we found even more boards stashed in the factory—turns out Sean is really bad at hiding them from us.
Here’s What’s Up for Grabs:
? New Boards: $550
? Factory Blem Boards: $450
? Used Boards: $350
(B1 Series: $100 more across new, blem, and used because, well… they’re B1s.)
? Kids Boards: Starting at $200
Every single board is freshly ground and factory tuned, so you can go straight from unboxing to unleashing your inner carving maniac.
This Is Your Last Shot
Once Sean comes back, the party’s over. The sale prices vanish. And we all pretend none of this ever happened.
So…
- Want a Donek Snowboard without emptying your savings?
- Want to score gear for the whole family?
- Want to stick it to the boss just a little bit?
Now’s your chance.
The Secret Sale Recap:
? August 15–19
? Prices never seen before (and maybe never again)
? Don’t. Tell. Sean.
Grab your Donek Snowboard now before Sean gets back and shuts us down.
